A conversation between my roommate and I that took place not two minutes ago:
Rhiannon: I want to go pumpkin picking and pumpkin carving this week.
Matthew: Then go pumpkin picking, you’re an adult that makes her own decisions.
Rhiannon: I just want to carve something!
Matthew: As long as you carve something pornographic for me.
Rhiannon: No, gross! Something scary.
Matthew: There’s nothing scarier than a vagina staring you in the face.
Matthew: A big vagina winking at you. A big clitoris, the eye of the vagina. A pumpkin clitoris, winking at you, just like Sarah Palin.
Rhiannon: Now, every time you see a pumpkin, you’ll think of Sarah Palin’s clitoris.
Matthew: Her winking clitoris. Saw V should be about Sarah Palin’s winking clitoris. The scariest movie imaginable.
Rhiannon: No wonder pornographic google searches redirect to your blog.