I’d like to think that I moved to Ohio for one reason: to vote. Not to go to graduate school, or to finally meet Drew Carey. I’m here to swing the state in a positive (pro-America?) direction. It was written in the stars that I was destined to fratinize with Buckeye politics. So, please, Rest of Ohio, don’t eff this up for me. It’s going to be a very long day of work, and then a long line to the polls. By the time I get home to my television, I better see what I want to see. This is important. This is bigger than my massive sense of self-importance. Get out there and do your duty. At the very least, you can get some free Starbucks or Ben and Jerry’s. Just go vote. And, hell, why beat around the proverbial bush (I’d like to beat Bush, with my literal fists)……go vote Obama.